bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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imjust-a-girl:

"Because people ask why we’re not friends anymore."

imjust-a-girl:

"Because people ask why we’re not friends anymore."

vulpiss:

egberts:

BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS

Omg

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

nimporteouvousallez:

Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.

or someone has the weirdest ass ever

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
Are
you 
sure?



I cried

locksandglasses:

reeves3:

didgeridooyouloveme:

caseyanthonyofficial:

That gazebo is so fucked

Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?

Are

you 

sure?

I cried

blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN
SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

blackyrider:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN

SAVE ME FROM THE BOX

I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS

therealrobinchan33:

sadburbia:

this show is literally the happiest thing on earth

the show isn’t but bmo certainly is