"The hot lesbian junkie. How’s that for a prison cliché."

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

a-bit-of-candlewax-left:

You don’t understand how hard I fucking laughed CHOCOLATE MILK SQUIRTED OUT MY NOSE

Harry liked Hermione very much, but she just wasn’t the same as Ron.

get to know me meme: [1/5] male characters - Ron Weasley 


"Yeah, well, welcome to New York." "Thank you!"

"Yeah, well, welcome to New York." "Thank you!"

feministlikeme:

newperspective-xo:

flightofthecoco:

nerdloveandlolz:

This is true. I saw a documentary about it. Men’s orgasm faces are allowed in teenage comedies rated PG13, but women’s orgasm faces can often push it into NC-17 territory, no joke.

This is pretty much the equation:

women receiving abuse = PG-13/R

women receiving pleasure = R/NC-17

Ugh. I did a speech on this shit, and watched the documentary about it. Pisses me the fuck off.

So absolutely ridiculous. Yes, please, show us being raped, murdered, mutilated; but don’t you dare show us engaging in sexual gratification. Because that would be…obscene.

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

gamko:

Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

okayxbrainless:

ALS Ice Bucket Challenge -> The Hemsworth Brothers. 

I did this specifically because everyone seems to forget Luke and that’s not fair. Plus we have a set!