when you masturbate twice on the same day
When you finger yourself while masturbating
when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs
"Because people ask why we’re not friends anymore."
WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????
We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw.
Someone just fucking drew Gandalf in a suede chair, nbd.
or someone has the weirdest ass ever
That gazebo is so fucked
Are you sure gazebo is the correct word?
THIS IS NOT A GOOD BOX HUMAN
SAVE ME FROM THE BOX
I TRIED TO SITS BUT IT DIDN’T FITS
and you may or may not have realized that those were…
they don’t make em like this anymore